Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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