I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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Hopefully you washed your hands...
Who the hell texts their friends that they've just finished doing THAT? "Hey, just finished jerkin' it. Why doncha come over and bring Gatorade, paper towels and some pizza?"
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