Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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