There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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