So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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