windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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