He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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