You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Randomize
