Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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