I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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