break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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