After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
So here I am, sexting at work.
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