What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
