I want to have your abortion
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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