can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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