How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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