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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.

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Yeah that's r@pe FYI.

Submitted by karma13 on Sep 19, 13 at 12:13pm

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Oh no it's not. It's just beginning.

Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Sep 20, 13 at 11:51am

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Brownmail.

Submitted by kin_in_in on Sep 19, 13 at 2:46pm

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Crazy Bitch maybe planning to blackmail you.

Submitted by tbrogdon on Sep 19, 13 at 12:40pm

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Hilarious

Submitted by weatherford on Sep 19, 13 at 12:37pm

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Better than a shaved eyebrow lol.

Submitted by tbrogdon on Sep 19, 13 at 12:41pm

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Broooo....

Submitted by _yonnalovesyou on Sep 22, 13 at 4:29am

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Holy shit! Quite literally!

Submitted by deeleeds on Sep 19, 13 at 6:10pm

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Why? Seems a little over reactive.

Submitted by Naysayer123 on Sep 19, 13 at 5:58pm

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Lube or no lube?

Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 19, 13 at 5:44pm

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Where is your sense of adventure?

Submitted by girlsRbumd on Sep 20, 13 at 12:17pm

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That's a keeper in my book...

Submitted by pablohosehead on Sep 19, 13 at 11:21am

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good call.

Submitted by allornone on Jan 31, 14 at 4:24am

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Well they explains the wet dreams you had and the best orgasm of your life! You're welcome, Asshole (literally).

Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jun 3, 14 at 12:12am

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Whoops!

Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Sep 19, 13 at 9:00pm

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Ouch. Of course it is. But before you cut her loose remember that "turnabout is fair play" - get her plastered

Submitted by mordantmouth on Sep 19, 13 at 11:08am

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Submitted by karma13 on Sep 19, 13 at 12:13pm

Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Sep 20, 13 at 11:51am

Submitted by kin_in_in on Sep 19, 13 at 2:46pm

Submitted by tbrogdon on Sep 19, 13 at 12:40pm

Submitted by weatherford on Sep 19, 13 at 12:37pm

Submitted by tbrogdon on Sep 19, 13 at 12:41pm

Submitted by _yonnalovesyou on Sep 22, 13 at 4:29am

Submitted by deeleeds on Sep 19, 13 at 6:10pm

Submitted by Naysayer123 on Sep 19, 13 at 5:58pm

Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 19, 13 at 5:44pm

Submitted by girlsRbumd on Sep 20, 13 at 12:17pm

Submitted by pablohosehead on Sep 19, 13 at 11:21am

Submitted by allornone on Jan 31, 14 at 4:24am

Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jun 3, 14 at 12:12am

Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Sep 19, 13 at 9:00pm

Submitted by mordantmouth on Sep 19, 13 at 11:08am

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