His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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