She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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