There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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