but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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