Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
So. Much. Porn.
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