Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
