can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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