Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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