I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
