talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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