Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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