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that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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