He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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