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  Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing

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  You are such a penis elitist

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• Size doesn't measure up if there's no skill.

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 10, 12 at 10:08am

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  • That's why I practice all of the time.

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 11:45am

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  • Masturbation doesn't qualify as skill-building practice, Porky!

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 10, 12 at 2:11pm

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    • Oh it is the way I do it, you should watch me sometime.

      Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 3:05pm

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      • Oh, is that chivalrous too?

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 10, 12 at 5:59pm

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        • Yeah, I'm classy like that. Wine, candles, the finest hand lotions...

          Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 11:40pm

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          • Taking the jerky fairy up a notch with a touch of elegance? LOL!!!

            Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 10, 12 at 11:56pm

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• like stirring a cauldron with a spoon or throwing a hot dog down a hallway

  Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 10, 12 at 9:44am

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• It's like a dream come true when a man knows how to use his stick! You can't just put it in and jack hammer a girl, there are tricks to make her enjoy it just as much as you do guys!! Figure that out and your lady will be asking you for sex instead of you having to beg for it.

  Submitted by somebody_020202 on Feb 10, 12 at 11:11am

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• with a pussy that echoes

  Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 10, 12 at 9:38am

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• Trust me.. I'm a Doctor

  Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 11, 12 at 3:05am

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