I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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