Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Randomize
