I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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