it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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