Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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