I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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