belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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