do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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