Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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