But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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