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  I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.

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• Is it that fat lazy hairy and "drools" alot but still somehow cute?

  Submitted by bwww on Aug 19, 10 at 2:33pm

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• It's huge and girls are all over it, even at the local park?

  Submitted by IrregularMe on Aug 19, 10 at 3:27pm

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• do you keep a small barrel around it

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 19, 10 at 2:23pm

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• so I take it you have sideburns on your dick.

  Submitted by destructo on Aug 19, 10 at 6:45pm

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• It weighs 300 lbs. and destroys the unwary?

  Submitted by DCThrope on Aug 19, 10 at 11:55pm

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• 3.27, u win. Results are in.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 5:44pm

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• Wow sir, get that waxed.

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 19, 10 at 7:42pm

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• Fuck soviet Russia

  Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Aug 20, 10 at 9:36am

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• Stop trying. 3.27 already won.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 10 at 2:41am

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• In Soviet Russia, penises compare you!

  Submitted by SovietMotherland on Aug 20, 10 at 1:20am

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• In that case\nMines a rocketship

  Submitted by saygoodnight666 on Aug 22, 10 at 2:04am

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• lol way to represent the 925!!! Funny

  Submitted by jamsterdamx on Aug 22, 10 at 1:35am

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• That's not weird! I'm a navy girl; I use boats. Dingy, schooner, cruiser, destroyer, and finally, the god of cocks, the titanic.

  Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Aug 23, 10 at 3:10am

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