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  • Maybe his bowling/darts league is on Mondays.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 4, 12 at 3:50pm
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  • According to Garfield, arent Monday's supposed to "blow"?

    Submitted by 909Berdoo on Jan 4, 12 at 10:32pm
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  • Either the girl he's thinking about while fucking you is someone he can connect with on Monday, or the sex is so bad that you're not worth missing the kickoff. Either way, he needs to cut and run because you're not all that. Next time don't be a wet blanket.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 4, 12 at 1:43pm
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    • yea if you can form coherent thought then you're doing it wrong

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 3:26pm
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  • He was checking to see if he had enough time between bangin you and his appointment to sell his sperm.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 4, 12 at 5:27pm
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  • In his defense, he forgot to TiVo how I met your mother

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 4, 12 at 11:06pm
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  • Dude had somewhere to be

    Submitted by tlovell on Jan 4, 12 at 1:35pm
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  • He was just phoning it in. Move on

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 4, 12 at 4:29pm
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  • Try fml

    Submitted by jessica112 on Jan 5, 12 at 10:43pm
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  • Had to get back to the wife/ girlfriend.

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 2:46pm
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  • Thought of Day[9]. Promptly ejaculated.

    Submitted by dann on Jan 5, 12 at 3:47am
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  • G@y.

    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:08am
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  • Definitely late for a date

    Submitted by mthib on Jan 4, 12 at 3:50pm
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  • No! It's Wednesday! And, now, he can't get it up for you! LOL

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 4, 12 at 4:56pm
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