Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You ruined the universe
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