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  South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.

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• some people do actually text about politics

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:46am

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• I bet she's hotter than Monica!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:37am

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• I was the 9:11 post and live in SC but my area code is 860

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:52pm

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• This isn't even FROM 803, though...this is someone in Nebraska?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:03am

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• 9:39, look at the fucking About page of this site: "Texts From Last Night (TFLN) was founded in February 2009 by two friends for reasons that may or may not include: the tendency to press send more easily as the night turns to morning, friends social habits, Kwame Kilpatrick" <-- Kwame Kilpatrick was another philandering politician

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:36am

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• Who are you txting garbage like this to?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:39am

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• Yeah, cuz getting a bj from a plumper in the oval office is worse than flying to Argentina to get one. Nice background checking!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:33am

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• Sanford is a fucking idiot. I thought we all figured that out when he refused the stimulus money even though SC is the 49th state for public education.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:11am

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• Hahah 9:11. Who is the 50th?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:12am

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• i think its Alabama or Mississippi

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:18am

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• 9:12 Not Alabama or Mississippi but... Nevada is.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:09pm

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• 860 is not a SC area code.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:38pm

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• ^I get it now. This is definitely lulz-worthy sorry :-p

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:06am

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• 864, 803, and 843 are SC's area codes. by the way, the woman he was sleeping with, Maria Belén Chapur, has a University degree in International Affairs. You can't make that shit up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:05am

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• andre bauer for govenor!!!! rawr!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:10am

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• this text sucks. not funny. or original. who let this go up on the site?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:09pm

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• This is from Nebraska.. Duh.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:17pm

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• "Who are you txting garbage like this to?" Seriously? You consider this garbage? As hilarious as this site is, this is pretty much the least "garbage" thing I've seen yet. No one got fucked, shat on, or lost in an alcohol-induced fugue state. This might not be the funniest text ever, according to the standards we hold for this site, but it certainly is not garbage.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:35am

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• What? A family-values republican hypocrite? I've never heard of such a thing! Hahahahahahaha!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:21am

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• Im from SC. And I think he is hot....he didnt need to go to another country to find a homewrecker....I was here waiting :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:49am

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• ^ you live under a rock.......

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:03am

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• Clinton was impeached fir perjury not adultery. both are dumbfucks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:17am

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• eh. not that funny; I didn't get the current event reference

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:00am

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• that's not really karma, though... more like hypocrisy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:39am

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• Hey 9:11 sc is now 48th thank you and stimulus money isnt just for education

  Submitted by barron89 on Apr 5, 10 at 12:43am

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• andre bower? you're kidding. he's as bad as sanford.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:58pm

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• Hey 4:17, Clinton wasn't impeached, he resigned before so. Dumbfuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 7:37pm

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