I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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