bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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