just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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