she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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