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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.

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Were you impressed by the size of his stimulus package?

Submitted by arthurlux on May 25, 10 at 11:32pm

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Who has an Obama poster over there bed then fucks a girl without a condom

Submitted by estelle on May 25, 10 at 10:32pm

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- Who doesn't?
  
  Submitted by anon33 on May 26, 10 at 5:45pm
  
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the REALLY tragic part is that he had an obama poster in his room...:-/

Submitted by DrewSTL on May 25, 10 at 11:07pm

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Someone mentioned Obama - quick, make ignorant political comments!

Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 25, 10 at 8:22pm

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- Okay...\n\nHealthcare reform will not destroy this country's medical community. Government control has always solved every problem. Not understanding the legislation you sign is good for a president. \n\nIs that enough ignorance for you, or should I move on to quoting his campaign speeches?
  
  Submitted by regalbeagle on May 25, 10 at 8:39pm
  
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  - yes thats enough ignorance for me. thank you.
    
    Submitted by RyanM on May 25, 10 at 9:47pm
    
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  - Yes, that's enough ignorant sarcasm.
    
    Submitted by jenmaree on May 26, 10 at 4:29am
    
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- Obama sucks!
  
  Submitted by urallstupid on May 26, 10 at 6:41pm
  
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- bad night cuz she had sex with an obama fan
  
  Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on May 26, 10 at 10:07pm
  
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When you get pregnant and give birth to that baby, it will have obama's blessing,In otherwords, it's pretty much fucked

Submitted by imboyo on May 26, 10 at 12:09am

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It's safe to say he'd help pay for plan b!

Submitted by lh1220 on May 25, 10 at 8:13pm

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Not gonna lie i didnt vote for obama thats all im gonna say.

Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 25, 10 at 10:57pm

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Yes you can!!

Submitted by kookycarol on May 25, 10 at 8:39pm

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Some sad and immature comments as usual

Submitted by Michguy on May 25, 10 at 11:47pm

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- Can we also say misinformed, undereducated , ignorant , stupid ass son of a bitches!? Obama is exactly what our country needs right now and if you can't see that then you're the idiot!! Obviously our old health care system wasn't working for us! (And before you all say something stupid, I am speaking as a RN for several years!!) We needed a change a long time ago and Obama is a brave, intelligent breath of fresh air!! He will make you racist mother fuckers eat your words!!
  
  Submitted by Imtheone on May 27, 10 at 7:44am
  
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  - Yes, because I disagree with a 1/16th black man I'm obviously a racist. Enjoy my hard earned money, douche.
    
    Submitted by st33ve0 on May 28, 10 at 8:54am
    
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Fuck Obama terrible night yo

Submitted by PlanetPiss on May 25, 10 at 8:06pm

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the Hussein Obama poster should have been the first clue to get out

Submitted by fbeau258 on May 25, 10 at 9:33pm

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- Really? We're still doing this?
  
  Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on May 26, 10 at 1:14am
  
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It'd be weirder to have McCain staring at you...ugh...old stalker dude

Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 26, 10 at 10:32am

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"Now, let me be clear..."

Submitted by  on May 25, 10 at 11:43pm

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Estelle, it makes perfect sense because whenever they either get STDs or she gets pregnant due to the lack of protection, then Obamacare (aka my taxes) will pay their medical bills. :)

Submitted by texter101 on May 25, 10 at 11:26pm

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- You actually have no idea how health insurance works. By this reasoning everyone with private insurance should be having unprotected sex too, because hey, they've already got coverage!
  
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Hussein Obama? Really? Are we still holding on to that? I suppose you think he's not a U.S. citizen too? Let it go people. Geez

Submitted by anonymouse1 on May 26, 10 at 8:02am

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He imtheone so your saying because we didn't vote for obama were racist

Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 27, 10 at 9:03am

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Well abortions are free now...

Submitted by guitar_boy on May 26, 10 at 10:27am

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Yeah because it'd be great to have mccains old ass staring instead?

Submitted by swimit08 on May 26, 10 at 10:25pm

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Nahh

Submitted by caggle on May 25, 10 at 8:06pm

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He would be eating watermelon and fried chicken while thinking I can't believe they elected me. Fucking magnets

Submitted by PlanetPiss on May 25, 10 at 8:10pm

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Hahaha he would e proud

Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 8:06pm

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Fuck Obama

Submitted by smokeyduhbear on May 26, 10 at 1:05am

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OBAMA 2012!!

Submitted by yahear334 on May 27, 10 at 10:54am

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He'd be wishing you would give him a footjob. He loves white girls' feet

Submitted by niceman on May 25, 10 at 8:21pm

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She didn't say she had sex with him. All she said was that she was naked.

Submitted by Sneelok on May 26, 10 at 12:21am

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Griff do you work in a womens shoe store with Al Bundy?

Submitted by PlanetPiss on May 25, 10 at 10:43pm

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- Actually I'm in college learning not to say stupid shit like your watermelon/friend chicken comment
  
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  - while your in college make sure to learn that fried is not spelled with the letter n
    
    Submitted by macgruuuuuuber on May 26, 10 at 6:16pm
    
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    While you're being a grammar nazi make sure to learn the difference between you're and your
    
    Submitted by Evynn on Jun 1, 10 at 4:57am
    
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Gotta luv the man turning our free enterprise democratic government into a socialist state

Submitted by mk93tennis on May 26, 10 at 3:53pm

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You should probably move on to quoting his campaign speaches.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 8:47pm

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i love getting on top naked..on a guy

Submitted by nastiigirl12 on Jun 1, 10 at 6:09pm

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Can we also say misinformed, undereducated , ignorant, stupid ass son of a bitches!? Obama is exactly what our country needs right now and if you can't see that then you're the idiot!! Obviously our old health care system wasn't working for us! (And before you all say something stupid, I am speaking as a RN for several years!!) We needed a change a long time ago and Obama is a brave, intelligent breath of fresh air!! He will make you racist mother fuckers eat your words!!

Submitted by Imtheone on May 27, 10 at 8:09am

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Haha arthurlux that was hilarious!!!!

Submitted by naughtynurse on Sep 18, 10 at 5:13pm

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Stantheman fuck no and arthurlux fuck yes

Submitted by jules4 on May 26, 10 at 1:27am

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*speeches

Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 8:47pm

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Shut up Stan, ur really pathetic

Submitted by cbtango on May 25, 10 at 11:23pm

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the reply is the only funny thing about this

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 25, 10 at 9:07pm

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