You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He felt like a one man threesome
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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